And – Hot Garbage DLC Included!
WELCOME TO THE PIONEER PROGRAM! As the newest recruit of Kindred Aerospace – The 4th best interstellar space exploration company – Your job is to determine if the planet ARY-26 planet is fit for humans. You may be short on equipment and experience, but good luck!
Play with a friend
Play solo or online with a friend. If you have one.
Explore and catalog the flora and fauna.
From strange spherical birds to hallucinogenic plants to ‘festering alien orifices.’ Try not to die.
No Expense Spared*
You get some cool tools for free, like a laser pistol, rocket booster pack, and ‘probe’, but if you need something you have a slick 3D printer can turn space trash into sweet items.
Are you alone?
Bonus mysteries! Complete your survey of the planet to find out. You’ll know you’re on the road to completion when you’ve heard the words ‘cucumber sh*twater’ and found the ‘festering butthole’.
*Most Expenses Spared.
Mature Content Description
The developers describe the content like this:
Players use laser blasters to shoot enemy creatures; players can also kick aliens into carnivorous plants, resulting in splatters of green blood. The game depicts some comical TV ads that contain instances crude humor: a phone-sex commercial for a gelatinous blob creature (“Chat with the most seductive soft bodies in space…”); a fast-food commercial showing human limbs going through a meat grinder. In one sequence, players encounter a creature with an anus-like orifice; players’ scanning equipment confirms “a festering butthole” and “pile of poop.” During the course of the game, certain plants release a gas that alters the screen and color saturation; text indicates that the plants “disperse thick mists of hallucinogenic spores. Enjoy responsibly.”
- OS: Win 7, 8, 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-750, 2.67 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660 | AMD Radeon HD 7950